dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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4gifs:

Pass this idiot. [video]

4gifs:

Pass this idiot. [video]

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It’s always so weird when my ex decides to randomly text me.
He accidentally called me and I literally had a panic attack.
Ugh.
Trying to be fine with talking to him again, but it’s not working out very well.

ridge:

:/

ridge:

:/

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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

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urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He once fixed my VCR for free! He didn’t judge!

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snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

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So la da di da di, we like to party, 

Dancing with Miley

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partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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thisistheverge:

Powdered alcohol may be coming to a liquor store near you
Putting a can of beer in a brown paper bag is about to look like child’s play. A new product that’s somehow been approved by US regulators makes booze as discreet as a packet of sugar. It’s called Palcohol, and it transforms a shot of vodka or rum into a pocketable pouch of powder. Tear it open, add some water, mix, and you’ve got hard liquor.

thisistheverge:

Powdered alcohol may be coming to a liquor store near you
Putting a can of beer in a brown paper bag is about to look like child’s play. A new product that’s somehow been approved by US regulators makes booze as discreet as a packet of sugar. It’s called Palcohol, and it transforms a shot of vodka or rum into a pocketable pouch of powder. Tear it open, add some water, mix, and you’ve got hard liquor.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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