stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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I feel so excited right now for the new job I acquired. I’m also feeling very nervous. Training started today and that’s all fine and well but the amount of product knowledge I’ll need is intimidating.
I’m sure once everything gets better explained and I’m work hands on with these products will help a lot but right now it’s getting to me.
Good thing I’m great with electronics and will catch on pretty quickly.

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via pizza)

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

(via pickleinspectorgadget)

grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

// how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder//

brttaperry:

lundibix:

This is by far one of the most important things I’ve seen on tumblr because It describes things I was not able to

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morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via madamsassafras)

datheathen:

ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

Am I doing it right?

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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bestnatesmithever:

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

I L’d so damn OL

strange-cases:

Said to house haunted and cursed artifacts procured from various locations by the paranormal investigator couple, the Warren’s Occult Museum was founded in 1952 by Ed and Lorraine Warren.  From warrens.net:

See the Shadow doll that can come to you in your dreams, and stop your heart! See the Satanic Idol found in the deep woods of Connecticut, the Conjuring mirror used for summoning spirit, the Vampire’s coffin used by a modern day vampire, Bare witness to a Ragedy-Ann doll which is responsible for a death of a young man, and multiple attacks on those who once mockingly came in contact, See Masks used as a Topa for Diabolical projection,  Child Tomb stones that were used as Satanic Alters, a Famous Organ that plays by itself. You will also see Psychic Photography, Pictures that would combust, and Crucifixes that were malevolently thrown from walls and desecrated, Egyptian, and African cursed items„ Death curses, a Shrunken head,   Possessed toys and animals, Voodoo, Fertility and other Killer dolls!

One of their most famous artifacts – The Annabelle Doll will be on exhibit.  Annabelle is believed to be responsible for the death of an individual who came in to contact with it..  This doll also reportedly slashed a grown man several times across the chest,.She terrorized a family for months until the Warrens and a an Episcopal priest were called in and an exorcism was performed.  Although Annabelle has been exorcised several times  it is believed that some energy is still attached to this doll.

The couple, famous for many years within the paranormal community, are probably most famous for their investigation of the Amityville home, as well as the Perron family haunting, featured in the recent film The Conjuring, which starred Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga as Ed and Lorraine.

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shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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